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Monday, 17 September 2012

Some Animals Are Intelligent






Here are some of the most educated guys in the animal kingdom.
They are excited about going back to school.
 
The cat who always reads the business pages
 
   
 
The dog who's had his schoolbag packed for a month
 
 
The cat who genuinely enjoys calculus
 
The cat who never wastes time on the Internet when there's studying to be done
 
 
The cat who spent his vacation at computer camp
 
 
And then this guy, who's so clever he's been tutoring statues all summer
 
The dog who's completed the optional reading list
 
 
The cat who does sudoku on the school bus
 
 
The cat who knows the librarians by name
 
The cat who asks questions in lectures
 
 
The cat who reads British newspapers to stay up-to-date on world affairs
 
 
The rabbit who wore school uniform during the vacation
 
 
 
The cat who stayed up all night colour co-ordinating her folders
 
 
The dog who has a job waiting for him at Harvard
 
The cat who spent all her allowance on stationery
 
 
The kitten who doesn't rely on Wikipedia for everythinga
 
 
The sloth who just aced his final exam in midday napping
 
The kitten who regularly enters chess tournaments
 
 
The turtle who's busy perfecting his powerpoint skills
 
 
The puppy who's reading at three times her age-level
 
The cat who reads at night under the covers with a flashlight
 
 
The dog who actually did extra reading for French class
 


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